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Mae Simmons
31 December 1904 - 3 October 1906
Burial at Macendonia Cemetery, Macendonia, Kentucky
Daughter of Ira Simmons and Ola Hawkins
Sleep on sweet baby
and take thy rest
God called thee home
He thought it best.
William Burch Simmons
17 December 1869 - 19 August 1915
Burial at Macendonia Cemetery, Macendonia, Kentucky
Son of Martin Simmons and Adaline Burch
His toils are past
His work is done
He fought the fight
The victory won
Eugene Boyld Cannon
b. 7 October 1902; d. 11 August 1904
Son of James Harvey Cannon and Cordelia Alice Miller
Our darling one hath gone before,
To greet us on the peaceful shore.
Anonymous
St. James Cemetery, Toronto, Canada
When I am dead and in my grave,
and all my bones are rotten.
While reading this you'll think of me
when I am long forgotten.
Henry D. Blair
Spring Hill Cemetery, Mobile, Alabama
'Tis but the unfolding of the scroll of life,
Another name appears and it is mine.
Mel Blanc
Hollywood Memorial Park, Hollywood, California
"That's All Folks."
Mel Blanc
Man of 1000 voices
Beloved husband and father
1908-1989
Hannah Churchill
11/06/1811 age 23
Plymouth, Massachusetts
All you that behold my stone
Consider how soon I was gone.
Deathe does not always warning give
Therefore be cautious how you live.
Repent in time no time delay
In my youth was called away.
Margaret Daniels
Hollywood Cemetery, Richmond, Virginia
She always said her feet were killing her
but nobody believed her.
Anthony Drake
Burlington Churchyard, Massachusetts
Sacred to the memory of Anthony Drake
Who died for peace and quietness sake;
His wife was constantly scolding and scoffin;
So he sought for repose in a twelve-dollar coffin.
Sarah Ford
Kilmurry Church, Ireland
This stone was raised to Sarah Ford,
Not Sarah's virtues to record -
For they're well known to all the town -
No Lord, it was raised to keep her down.
Arthur C. Homans
Cleveland, Ohio
Once I wasn't
Then I was
Now I ain't again.
Russel J. Larsen
Logan Ciry Cemetery, Logan, Utah
Two thing I love the most,
good horses and beautiful women
and when I die I hope they tan
this hide of mine and make it into
ladies riding saddle, so I can rest
in peace between the two things
I love most.
Harry Edsel Smith
Albany, New York 1903-1942
Looked up the elevator shaft
to see if the car was on the way down.
It was.
Thurmont, Maryland Cemetery
Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go
Ezekial Aikle
East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia
Here lies Ezekial Aikle, age 102.
The good die young.
Jonathan Blake
Uniontown, Pennsylvania, cemetery
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake
Anna Hopewell
Enosburg Falls, Vermont
Here lies the body of our Anna,
Done to death by a banana.
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low,
But the skin of the thing that made her go.
Cemetery in England
Remember man, as you walk by.
As you are now, so once was I.
As I AM NOW, so shall you be
Remember this and follow me.
To which someone added:
To follow you I'll not consent
Until I know which way you went.
Thoughts on death
Charles Mackay
There is no such thing as death,
In nature nothing dies.
From each sad remnant of decay
Some forms of life arise.
John L. McCreery
There is no death! the stars go down
To rise upon some other shore,
And bright in Heaven's jeweled crown,
They shine for ever more.